Raven, omen of doom
Hen, always clucking
Starling, blink and it's gone
Booby, good for an eyeful
Pigeon, so long as you've food
Swan, safe from a distance
This one only became a euphemism after I'd written it, honest.

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  • Heroghhhhh111  
    Penguin, Oswald Cobblepot

    And you'll never convince me you didn't write that ENTIRELY for that one line.

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